Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
This is another one of the computer-generated ones, but worth answering...
Hell no. Would I rather be a vampire or a werewolf? No way, I'm happy being a demon! I'll grant you, werewolves are kind of cool, and all, but that's not me. In fact, I've gone out hunting with a couple werewolf friends on more than one occasion. They're great creatures to hunt with, and I've got nothing against them, but I don't want to be one. I think, if anything, I simply lack the "pack mentality."
Vampires just creep me out, especially the glittery ones. Gah. When did THAT happen?
What critter do you find to be the tastiest?
Well, this is an easy one. "Dar'Rushk, Man-Eating Demon." It kind of comes with the title, you know. Well, not JUST men. Women are just as tasty. It's one of those weird things in English. You should just all learn Demonics; it simplifies things so much. OK, ok, yes, we do just have one word which means "prey," "food," and "human," but it works!
I must admit, though, the sweetest meat comes from herbivores, and I tend to prefer vegans for that very reason. The higher you go up on the food chain, the more bitter the meat becomes. Something about meat-eaters not tasting good seems deeply entrenched in how mammals taste things.
So, if I'm really, really starving, and there's nobody around to feed upon, I'll often just go for a deer or something along those lines. I mean, deer have almost as severe an overpopulation problem as you do, so their herds need nearly as much thinning as yours.
What if the questioner wants to be eaten? :D
I must admit, I have never quite understood that desire. I mean, wanting to eat people, that's a natural instinct, at least for demons. Wanting to be eaten, well that's just an alien thought. I just don't get it.
If it were a matter of wanting to sacrifice oneself to a greater being, hell, I'm all for that. There's nothing like a good sacrifice in the morning to really start the day right. Somehow, I don't think that's it, though. I think there's something more to it. I mean, these people stop by to feed themselves to you, and when you start performing the sacrificial rituals, they get all squicked out. It's OK for them to get eaten alive, but... No, I won't go into the details of the ritual; that's a secret I don't care to share.
So, I don't know. There's just something wrong with anyone who seems to want to die before their time.
Unless it's a proper sacrifice, of course.
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